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31 Online Dating Fails That'll Make You Feel Better About Your Personal Life

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Sometimes you catch yourself in the middle of the forever alone lifestyle, and realize just how blatant your singleness is. Some people are better left in the rearview mirror of your life. Here's thirteen of those people. This guy has been playing a somewhat cruel prank on strangers by texting them that he's breaking up with them. The results of this have been highly variable, but ultimately hilarious. These creepy boyfriends and loverboys are definitely setting off internal alarms. Definitely guys who you should keep at a safe distance.

Darren was super not into Sarah. Darren looked at her, patted her on the head, and said 'Okay goodnight. It had been going great up until dinner, when she stumbled over a curb. I went to catch her, and promptly whacked her in the face with my head. This actually broke her nose, which lead to me panicking and trying to fix it. Of course that was a bad idea, and I think I made her nose bleed more to be honest. He was a former marine who served in Vietnam and did the usual 'scare the bejesus out of the daughter's date' by coming out sharpening his kabar knife when I picked her up, needless to say he really didn't like or trust me after that.

So I guess it worked out OK in the end. Felt great.

I thought I was talking to my friend with the same name as my date. It was my date and not my friend. We had been talking for about weeks before we decided to meet up. Agreed that we would take my motorcycle out for a ride. We got off the bike, sat at a picnic table, and just talked for about an hour. We get up to leave, and I realize I left the lights on I'm like 'S, this battery is going to be toast Six months after the divorce I'm on my first date with a girl named Heidi.

She wanted to stop by a local tavern that was hosting a charity benefit. We did Walk in the front door and immediately I am face to face with the guy who screwed my wife. He attempted to say something to me and I immediately cut him off and threatened him rather harshly. He left. She said I should have punched him. Then went to a party at a mutual friend's house where I got black-out drunk and passed out and I was supposed to be the DD.

We had a lot in common including our hobbies and politics and stuff like that, so I was thinking we might hit it off.

Now bear in mind that I'm not super attractive so up to this point she hasn't seen any pictures of me, instead we have pre-arranged recognition signals. She walks in the door and I spot her by her clothing instantly, and start waving. She gets this sort of uncertain look on her face and walks over and says 'Sam?

Small talk fails and for 45 minutes she complains about how no one is refilling her wine glass she kills the glass every 20 seconds. I try to be civil and change the subject.

Awkward conversational topics ensue, nothing even close to first date etiquette follows. Three quarters of the way through I go to the bathroom and our waiter walks by, asks me if we are doing a reality show or something along those lines, since he has seen this disaster in motion.

The date looked shocked and ended up not being able to pay her bill, so the friend who hooked us up got a call and flipped the rest of her check.

I had previously made a 'bet' with her wherein if she won, I'd make her dinner and bake pie, but if I won she had to make out with me — either way, win-win, right? Midway through the flick, she says, 'I'm still a bit hungry — I think I'll go grab a quick bite of the leftovers. I decide about 45 seconds later, as my stomach rumbles, that this sounds like a great idea.

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I was shocked — I'd never had a date try to rob me before. I asked, 'What the hell are you doing? At that point, I reached over to the counter and grabbed a slice of the pie. I looked her in the eyes and said, 'Don't forget your desert. She so happen to be a friend of my best friend's current girlfriend, so we decided to make it a double date.

During the movie everything was going as planned, I sat by her while my friend sat with his girlfriend. Then we see a couple of her b girlfriends walk into the theater, and who happen to see the girl I was with right away. When her friends got to where we were sitting, the girl I asked out turns to me and asked, 'Can you scoot down a seat so I can sit next to my friends?

And to add insult to injury, she stayed there, and her friends ate the popcorn I bought. We went and saw a movie, then went out for dinner. I was nervous and awkward, and it ended without much fanfare.

31 Online Dating Fails That'll Make You Feel Better About Your Personal Life. It's a learning curve. Posted on April 12, , at a.m.. Erin Chack. BuzzFeed. And while we all inevitably have a rotten date or two under our belts, some dates take Then I looked up, after a weird muffled sob, and he was crying. .. Small talk fails and for 45 minutes she complains about how no one is. Some people want to forget their failed dates. Some people laugh at their bad dates and share their funny stories any chance they get. Twitter users fall into the .

The date went OK, and there wasn't a second one, but that's not the bad part. And I saw her there, and was afraid it might be a little awkward. I had no idea. About an hour into the party, she came up and started talking to the mutual friend, while I was standing nearby.

After a few minutes of talking, the girl I had gone on a less-than-awesome date with came up and introduced herself to me.

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She ordered the twin lobster tails dinner and proceeded to tell him 'My boyfriend will love this' while boxing up the 1. They didn't go out again, needless to say.

I thought it was kind of odd that he was suddenly interested in me, but I agreed to go. When we came back, my windshield was smashed and two of my tires were flat.

His response: 'Yeah sorry. I just got out of a bad relationship. I took her out that night to a nice restaurant. We had a few drinks at the restaurant. She said she wasn't feeling well. Apparently she was on some medicine that made alcohol twice as powerful and she was a total lightweight. I offered to take her home, and she ended up puking in my brand new car.

Being young and poor we went to an Applebee's where my date ordered off the kid's menu getting herself chicken fingers. Embarrassed by this, I did what I could to steer the conversation away and try to have a pleasant evening. Noticing the look on my face my date got upset and in an annoyed tone said, 'I just learned how to do this last week OK!

We had plans to get dinner and see a movie, typical I know, but it was early so we were having some coffee and talking, getting to know one another, and I notice a woman in the corner who has fallen asleep in one of the big comfy chairs. We saw a small raccoon. He screams like a prepubescent boy and it hisses at him as it calmly walks away from him.

I comfort him, giggle, and call him silly-buns and in the middle of my explanation about city animals and how to deal with them, he turns around suddenly and yells, 'You hurt my pride and you're using words I don't understand to explain something I don't f care about.

I'm gone. During dinner, I notice a scar on her arm. I ask about it. By now, completely forgot about the got-hit-by-a-car story. Crosswalk light is about to turn red. I say 'We can make it' and we start rushing across the street. We almost get hit by a car. At the end of the night, I walk her outside and to her car in the driveway and we're just standing there. She says she had a good time and she'll come to have a drink with me on the weekend blah blah blah, that old song and dance.

Yes, poked her, with my finger Then she said, 'OK I'm really not a fan of astrology, but I don't really care if someone likes it. Anyway, this girl said she was good at guessing signs. I must admit, I was impressed when she got it right in only 10 guesses. Read the original article on Business Insider UK. You can find our Community Guidelines in full here.

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Facebook Pinterest Twitter. Final score:. Martjea 2 years ago I think that's very clever! Amanda Panda 2 years ago Stealing this idea for future reference Katinka Min 2 years ago good reply!! Lorraine 2 years ago I don't think this one is that bad since it's not exclusive yet. Amanda Panda 2 years ago Him: "you're such a good kisser" Her: "So are you, maybe we're related! Lorraine 2 years ago That's a new take on whispering sweet nothings.

31 Online Dating Fails That'll Make You Feel Better About Your Personal Life

Dana Erasmowitz 2 years ago Some call it stalking, I call it love! Dana Erasmowitz 2 years ago Hilarious. Her ex owes you one! ShellyJacqui Manning 2 years ago Sounds like you should???? Amanda Panda 2 years ago You should have bought him a penis pump Sonja Simek 2 years ago at least he washed his hands. Amanda Panda 2 years ago I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion So random!

Tessa Bakker 2 years ago I think that's sweet. Michael Bluth 2 years ago I an actual ankle weight would have been just as bad.

17 Tinder Exchanges That'll Make You Want To Delete Every Dating App You Have. 18 Tinder Messages That Went From 0 To , Real Quick. These days, the world of dating is filled with technology and risk. The risk of sounding like a complete and utter weirdo via text, or on social media, that is. This guy has been playing a (somewhat) cruel prank on strangers by texting them that he's breaking up with them. The results of this have been highly variable.

Dana Erasmowitz 2 years ago Good he was a serial dater, not a serial killer! Claudio Campagna 2 years ago So, you're the worst date for him!

Kjorn 2 years ago wait MD 2 years ago. This guy has been playing a somewhat cruel prank on strangers by texting them that he's breaking up with them. The results of this have been highly variable, but ultimately hilarious. These creepy boyfriends and loverboys are definitely setting off internal alarms.

Definitely guys who you should keep at a safe distance.

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